How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...