John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
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Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.