My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...