What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...