Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...