Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...