Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....