Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...