Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...