A New Priest
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Will I live any longer?
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Two Tourists
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Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
I can’t breathe without that
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Microsoft Market Penetration
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Getting a new deputy
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40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Why bikes are better than women!
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Become more effective
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