Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....