Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...