Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...