Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...