Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.