Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...