Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...