Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...