A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.