Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...