Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...