Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
China blames America
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....