You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!