Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...