Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Some last minute requests
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Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...