Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...