Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...