Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.