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1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
Password selection rules
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The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...