LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...