Reduce national debt
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Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...