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Blonde Lumberjack
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5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
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New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Redneck Bonanza!
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On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
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Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Welfare applications
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