Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR