If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
One of two reasons
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Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...