10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...