The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...