A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...