Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...