Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...