How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Hmmm…Ponderings
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How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Animals Q & A
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Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...