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Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
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Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
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Write for mail order
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My dog ate my homework
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New Work Policies
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General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...