Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...