Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...