Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.