Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...