Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!