Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...