Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...