ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...