A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...