The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...