Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...